Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I need you to use more vowels.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.