At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...