Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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