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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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