im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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