Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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