didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
