Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
