I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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