some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.