i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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