he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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