I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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