Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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