i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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