Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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