sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
