was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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