I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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