fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It's shark week go big or go home
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
