okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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