I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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