Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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