A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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