if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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