Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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