I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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