so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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