JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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