I need help removing her.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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