worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me