I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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