he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
