For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Operation Purity has been aborted
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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