so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I didn't notice because vodka
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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