i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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