Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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