Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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