C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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