god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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