You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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