this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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