Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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