Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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