Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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