Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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