Yo dont text me then not text me
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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