is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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