these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Green mimosas i think yes
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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