Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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