So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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