She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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