Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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